Thursday, April 23, 2009

Best Joke of the Day

Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of
12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their
lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the
maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back...

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night
(you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took
out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet,
and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers. . . and then there are educators.


Stan McCullars said...

That was great!

lee n. field said...

OK, now you owe me a keyboard.

Randy said...

THAT was "waaaayyy" too good!!!!

crownring said...

And a big smooch to you too, Sola! :D

Solameanie said...

Funny thing is, I can actually see some frustrated custodian doing that very thing. And then getting arrested for it for endangering the "health and safety of a child."

Poor guy can't even use a razor strap on those little derrieres either.