Friday, January 29, 2010

The Truth about "Isms"


I've posted this before, but I'll do it again. It's worth it.

WHAT TO DO

Socialism -- If you have two cows, you give your neighbor one.

Communism -- If you have two cows, you give them to the Government and the Government gives you some of the milk.

Fascism -- If you have two cows, you keep the cows, give the milk to the Government and the Government sells you some of the milk.

New Dealism -- If you have two cows, you shoot one, milk the other one and pour the milk down the drain.

Naziism -- If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and takes the cows.

Capitalism/Free Enterprise -- If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

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