Monday, October 18, 2010

Hard to Starboard, All Engines Reverse!

Our beloved president is making lots of wisecracks these days about how the country needs to keep the national car in "D," and not go backwards with "R." In other words, don't vote Republican in November. Vote Democrat.

Yeah, right.

Let me pass along a little loving instruction to Sir Barack. When the national car is being driven over a cliff ala "Thelma and Louise," putting the car in reverse or slamming on the brakes is entirely appropriate.

Might want to switch drivers, too.

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